Another recap

1. I love my Blackberry and its internet.
2. I do surprisingly well on little to no sleep.
3. Except I forget the occasional word like fair, party, nap.
4. It takes less than an hour to destroy a great room with toys.
5. It takes more than an hour to ask, convince, threaten, trick Evan and Sean to clean up a great room.
6. Apparently my Nazarene grandma thinks it’s better for us to be Lutheran instead of Catholic.
7. Potty training is hard, and it requires more penis rules.
8. I get giddy when I put Aidan on my lap for his late night feeding. 
9. Stupid Swaddlers are leaking the absorbent stuff whenever Aidan pees.
10. I had forgotten how many diapers a newborn goes through.

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