Sean was pretending to pour juice and drink it.
Sean: Mommy! Do you want some juice?!
Me: Sure!
Sean grabbed his penis with his left hand. He pretended to hold a cup with his right hand, placing it at the end of his penis. He then proceeded to make a water-running noise.
Me: Uh, Sean? What are you doing?
Sean: I’m making you juice!
Me: Out of your penis?
Sean: Yes! I make juice come out of my penis!
Me: Um, juice doesn’t come out of penises.
Sean: It comes out of my penis! Want some?!
Me: No, thank you!
A new penis rule? We don’t pretend drinkable fluid comes out of our penises.
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May 31, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Lovely. I’m imagining your Penis Rules go up to #28936784692: Your penis does not eat your homework.
May 31, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Oh wow. What an imagination. Next thing you know, Sean’s penis will be making up a fresh batch of world peace.
May 31, 2010 at 9:22 pm
I started to write several clever comments. Then I decided they were probably not appropriate. Let’s just say he’s adorable and I love this story.
June 1, 2010 at 2:19 am
Oh, this made me LOL.
June 1, 2010 at 2:57 am
The joys of having boys
June 1, 2010 at 7:50 am
This is DEFINITELY the best penis rule of all time!!!
Hilarious!
June 1, 2010 at 1:31 pm
that has got to be the grossest story of all.
oh my.
June 1, 2010 at 7:55 pm
Lol.. It made my ugly morning laughable.