My boys LOVE sitting on the pot. They would sit there for hours if you let them. I believe this is my fault because I feign constipation from time to time to get a little quality time to myself. Not that it works much, but at least, it’s something. When I have a schedule to keep, this little meditation on the toilet can be irksome, especially when I can smell the poop already in the potty.
After checking Sean three times and tapping my foot, I got the all clear.
Sean: Mommy! Can you wipe my bottom?!
I walked into the bathroom and was shocked by the giant turd sitting in the plastic bowl. A man-sized turd!
Me: No wonder you took so long. That’s a huge poop!
Sean: Why, thank you.
September 2, 2010 at 11:35 pm
I am sometimes astounded at the size of my 4-year-old’s poops. Where the hell does it all come from???
September 3, 2010 at 4:14 am
Success and manners? Sounds like you’ve got it all, Fae!
September 3, 2010 at 10:04 am
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA….
November 13, 2010 at 2:13 pm
“Why, thank you.” LOL
They are so funny at that age.
Sound exactly like something my four year old would say.
November 15, 2010 at 2:45 pm
Isn’t it amazing how kids all say the same thing nealy? It’s like they just Know.