1. I’m just double checking. Banks cash checks, right? They hold money for the customers until the customer says pay that person. Then the bank pays that person. Apparently this was a hard concept to understand for a bank to understand. Hence the no post yesterday.
2. “That’s Evan’s mom. The one in the hat.” I have a bad feeling that I will be hearing that for the rest of my life.
3. “What happened to your face?” Ah, the honesty of first graders.
4. I get to volunteer to be Evan’s class’s librarian. I would like to make that as a career, but then I would be worried every year that my job was on the chopping block.
5. Aidan hated being without his brothers. Hated.
6. I signed up to be a teacher’s assistant for Sunday school. That should be fun, right?
7. “Mommy, please don’t get into another car accident; I like our new car.” -Sean. As long as everyone follows traffic laws, I can do that.
8. So if I hate the color of my new car, I will get used to it. I hope.
9. As I review math, I want to twirl my hair and say “math is hard.” But then I would have to smack my head with something hard.
10. Oh my God, I just found out a convenient store has a caffeine dispenser to add a shot or two or five to your soda. Hell, yeah. Now what about one for home use?
September 2, 2011 at 9:35 pm
10. A caffeine main-line? Are you shitting me? I’m filing a complaint with my local store. I am totally being discriminated against. Those options are not available to me. They better be. I need caffeine at precisely 645am to make it to work. No wonder I am still tired at 646am.
5. He will love all the one-one time with you. He’ll remember his special times with mom.
3. I get The Face comments still to this day. From ADULTS. I make an Ass out of them every time.
1. CREDIT UNION. CREDIT UNION. CREDIT UNION. Repeat after me. CREDIT UNION.
http://www.creditcardconnection.org/credit-union-connection
September 6, 2011 at 4:24 am
I love your recaps. What color is your new car? If you ever need help with math, email me! I’m a high school math teacher!!
September 7, 2011 at 11:59 am
unicron~ 10. It’s at Circle K. Do they have them where you arfe. 5. I’m not as entertaining as his brothers. 3. Adults are jerks. 1. I’m on my way. Banks suck.
Elastamom~ You’re a numbers person! I love/hate numbers people. I love how good they are at it; I hate that they can do it over me. The car is “gold.” I’m not a fan.