Me: What did one chip say to the other chip?
Evan: I don’t know.
Me: Let’s take a dip.
Evan and Sean started laughing, and because they were laughing, Aidan started laughing.
Evan: Ok. My turn. What did one chocolate chip say to the other chocolate chip?
Me: I don’t know. What?
Evan: Let’s go in the batter!
Me: Um, Evan?
Evan: Get it! It’s because chocolate chips go into the batter.
Me: Well, I don’t think-
Sean: I’ve got one! What did one penis say to the other penis?
Me: Sean-
Evan: What?!
Sean: PENIS!
Evan and Sean howled with laugher, and because they were laughing, Aidan joined in.
God, help me.
Evan: I’ve got one! Knock knock!
Sean: Who’s there?
Evan: PENIS!
My “that’s not funny” was lost in the laughter of three boys.
Sean: What did Stupid Guy say to The Emperor?!
Evan: What?!
Oh God.
Sean: PENIS!
Yup!
And more laughter.
Couldn’t they stick to slap stick instead?
Evan: Hey, Sean!
Me: Ok! If you want dessert, then get outside!
Three boys raised outside with cookies. At least that will keep them quiet for a little while….
I could have sworn I had a rule against penis jokes already. Something that shouldn’t be violated for a couple more years.
