- You can only play with your penis when you are alone in your room.
- You are not allowed to play with someone else’s penis.
- You must have pants on to go out front.
And now we have a new rule:
Rule number 4: When in public, including the front yard, you may not take your penis out to show any one.
Thank God that Tornado E’s only done it to me. But I sense a trend, or at least, a very embarrassing moment with the teenager who is babysitting for me. He is becoming completely amused by the fact his penis gets hard. My husband was surprise, but I wasn’t (I took a lot of Biology and Sex ed classes). Yup, boys and men love their penises.