An Amendment

(Faemom peeks around the door, takes a deep breath, and runs to the key board to begin typing.)

 

Ok, I have to do this post seriously and this is like my thirtieth try.  Do you remember yesterday’s post, Hey is that a soap box?: Sugar Babies and Daddies?  Well, it turns out my husband read it too (and apparently he’s been reading my posts this week).  He read yesterday’s post and took away the valuable lesson that his wife is willing to divorce him at the drop of a hat. ————————-  (See THAT!  That was an edited joke.  *sigh* This is so hard.  Comedy is in my blood.  Ok, deep breath.)

 

Well, I’m not.  ———————– *take a deep breath*  I pointed out that if he decided he wanted  ————- a mistress that he was welcome to her as soon as we signed the papers, and damn straight, he was going to pay through the nose for the privilege. 

 

My husband would like to reassure my readers that he has no interest in finding some one else because ————— – he loves me.  (anditstooexpensive)  He loves the boys.  He loves our family.  He loves our home.  ———————–  He would never endanger that for some gold digger.  I believe him.  I also mentioned that he could always go on the blog and defend himself, like ck’s husband.  But he just threatened starting his own blog, and the scary part is he does internet marketing.

 

Ok.  Now I have to write something funny and email the full transcript to my best friend because I need to share with SOMEONE my comedic genius.

 

 

 

4 Responses to “An Amendment”

  1. Ram Venkatararam Says:

    It sounds like you and your spouse have an interesting relationship. More couples should communicate via blogs – it removes all the sloppy sublety that accompanies actual direct communication. Plus it keeps a written record which is helpful in court (and sorry but your relationship is destined to go that route). All that remains to be seen is who will get custody of your comic genius.

    15% off swanson t.v. dinners for you next time you visit my store.

  2. C Says:

    hummm? idk bout all that.

  3. faemom Says:

    gb&u2 ~ Thanks
    Ram ~ Thank you for the swanson tv dinners discount; it’ll come in handy after the divorce and I’m a working mom.
    C~ Which part? 🙂


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