The Three Little Pigs According to a Three Year Old

Tornado E: Mommy, let’s play Three Little Pigs!


Me: Ok, Tornado E.


Evan: You’re the Big Bad Wolf!  And I’m the Little Pig!  This is my house of sticks!  You can’t get me!


Me: (Smiling as I sauntered over.  I knelt down to be eye level with the coffee between the wolf and the pig.)  Little pig.  Little pig.  Let me in!  (Enter a creepy thought of the Shinning.  I mean Shining. 😉 )


Tornado E: NO!  (Close enough)


Me: Then I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in!  (Huffed and Puffed)


(Tornado E threw a great jab into my nose.  Tornado S laughed from the couch.  Tornado E grinned in triumph.)


Tornado E: Big Bad Wolf!  You can’t blow my house down!  It’s made of sticks!  And I punched you!


I guess if you can’t have a good defense, you might as well have a good offense.  Thank God he didn’t break my nose.

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5 Responses to “The Three Little Pigs According to a Three Year Old”

  1. KathyB! Says:

    Yeah, thank God for that! You’re going to have to work on your moves so you can dodge those punches better. Imagine when they get older and faster (shudder). Although I suppose by then they’ll know better than to throw punches at dear old mom’s schnoz… even when she’s playing the evil wolf 🙂

  2. breedermama Says:

    Well, you can’t really blame a guy for wanting to defend his home can you? 😉

  3. Kat Says:

    Hey this is Kat, ya know the little sis of wally. I am in LOVE with your blog. I have no children and yet I still read yours everyday. I dont have your email so I had to leave a message on here. Hit me up at

  4. faemom Says:

    KathyB!~ Since my husband is insisting on martial arts lessons, I fear I might have to take some to to keep up 🙂
    breedermama~ I guess I can’t. It’s better than running scared. 🙂
    Kat~ You’re super cute. But next time when you give me an endorsement, keep it a little anon because it looks fishy when it comes from my best friend’s little sis. Kidding 🙂

  5. ck Says:

    That is hilarious…

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