Tornado E: Mommy, let’s play Three Little Pigs!
Me: Ok, Tornado E.
Evan: You’re the Big Bad Wolf! And I’m the Little Pig! This is my house of sticks! You can’t get me!
Me: (Smiling as I sauntered over. I knelt down to be eye level with the coffee between the wolf and the pig.) Little pig. Little pig. Let me in! (Enter a creepy thought of the Shinning. I mean Shining. 😉 )
Tornado E: NO! (Close enough)
Me: Then I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in! (Huffed and Puffed)
(Tornado E threw a great jab into my nose. Tornado S laughed from the couch. Tornado E grinned in triumph.)
Tornado E: Big Bad Wolf! You can’t blow my house down! It’s made of sticks! And I punched you!
I guess if you can’t have a good defense, you might as well have a good offense. Thank God he didn’t break my nose.
Faemom 
February 19, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Yeah, thank God for that! You’re going to have to work on your moves so you can dodge those punches better. Imagine when they get older and faster (shudder). Although I suppose by then they’ll know better than to throw punches at dear old mom’s schnoz… even when she’s playing the evil wolf 🙂
February 19, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Well, you can’t really blame a guy for wanting to defend his home can you? 😉
February 20, 2009 at 9:06 am
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February 20, 2009 at 2:05 pm
KathyB!~ Since my husband is insisting on martial arts lessons, I fear I might have to take some to to keep up 🙂
breedermama~ I guess I can’t. It’s better than running scared. 🙂
Kat~ You’re super cute. But next time when you give me an endorsement, keep it a little anon because it looks fishy when it comes from my best friend’s little sis. Kidding 🙂
February 21, 2009 at 9:12 am
That is hilarious…