I was cleaning up the countertop as Tornado E went potty on his seat. I turned to find Tornado E was not concentrating at all on the task at hand, but he was learning that his penis made a great substitute for a joystick.
Me: Tornado E, stop playing with your penis. Go potty. You only play with your penis alone in your room.
Tornado E: Sure, I do! I play with my penis with my friends!
Me: (One eyebrow raised) No, you don’t. Go potty.