When my husband gave me a refurbished laptop for Valentine’s Day, I was upset over what he spent because we were suppose to be saving and I cooked him a turkey meal. But soon that laptop won me over as I could customize the background, keep my desktop clean, write when he worked, and even enjoyed working in the dining room instead of the hot office. I loved that computer.
Then it gave me a blue screen telling me that I installed some hardware wrong, but I hadn’t installed any hard ware. Then last night it made some sort of knocking noise as it sat idle on the dining room table, waiting for me to return. I tried to shut it down but ended up shutting it down by the off button because it wouldn’t listen to me. Today it told me a file was corrupted and refused to move on to opening up any programs.
I’m depressed. I’m angry. I only had this computer for six months. I had been meaning to copy the files. I never did. I needed to return to my craft blog this weekend, but now I can’t.
Yeah, I’m pissed.
I’m so pissed that this is all the post I’m writing. I’m turning to reading to cheer me up.
Oh, and Mom Blog Network. You’re on notice. You better start posting people’s posts, so I can vote for them again.
Congress, you’re on notice too. Stop playing politics and fix stuff. We know you can do it. It’s what we pay you to do.
Pundits, you’re on my sh*t list. Stop scaring everyone with stupid misinformation. Obama’s an American. They’re not setting up death councils. There are too many real subjects to argue and debate about. Try that.
Computer dude that built my computer, you better fix it for free. It’s been less than six months.
Computer fairies, please fix my laptop. I’ll leave you cookies.