I’m going to be called in to the principal’s office later this year. I know it.
I recently found out that Tornado E was calling his Papi “jerk” as a term of endearment. Apparently, Tornado E heard his grandma calling Papi that and automatically assumed it was a pet name. That it is for my mom is not the issue. The fact is my son has learned the word jerk.
Ms. Principal, I would like to introduce my mother, who is responsible for Tornado E’s language.
To make matters worse, I caught Tornado E saying the f-word. He was upset, and it popped out of his mouth. The world went silent as my brain try to understand what exactly happened.
When I finally recovered my wits, I took Tornado E aside and explained how that was a bad word, that we have so many good words to use that we didn’t need to say it, and how we should never use words we don’t know what they mean.
Last weekend, Tornado E told us that his daddy wasn’t nice.
The Husband was hurt by this and wanted to know why. I can list off a whole list of broken promises, refusals on childish demands, the rare spankings.
Tornado E told us in his quietest voice that Daddy wasn’t nice because he said f-.
While my husband sat there astonished by the turn of events, I was ecstatic. Tornado E understood that using that word was a poor choice.
Then Tornado E used it yesterday.
Ms. Principal, I would like to introduce the boy’s father, who is responsible for Tornado E’s colorful language.
Last weekend we were at an adult party, which we stopped in for an hour with the kids because we had no babysitter in CA. The boys amused the adults with songs, conversations, and games.
As I talked to another woman, Tornado S pointed to a dog figurine and said “A damn dog!”
I tried to ignore it, hoping that he spoke in toddler-speak.
Instead, the woman looked at me and asked, “Did he just say what I thought he said?”
She, being a mother as well, nodded and said, “The Husband.”
Not ten minutes later, Tornado E said, “Where’s the damn ball?”
Another discussion of bad words versus good words.
Maybe I should just send The Husband to explain the language problem.