The Husband: So, Tornado E, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Tornado E: A police officer!
The Husband: Why?
Tornado E: Because that’s what Papi did, and I want to be just like Papi!
The Husband: Do you know what Daddy does?
Really, you think working on the computer and talking on the phone all day is going to interest a four-year-old who has been in a police car and looked at the uniform? Yeah. Me neither.