On the way to sunrise Mass.
Evan: Where are we going?
Me: To church.
Evan: Oh. Well, I hope it isn’t Catholic.
Me: Sorry, buddy. It is.
Evan: Oh rats.
Me: Why don’t you want it to be Catholic?
Evan: Because it’s boring.
Me: Sorry, Evan, but most church services are the same.
Evan: Oh, rats.
During a quiet moment at Mass.
Sean: The Moon!
After I got communion and Evan got blessed.
Evan: Mommy, you know why I did that so well?
Me: No. Why?
Evan: Because I was holding my ninjas. (He showed me a handful of ninja toys he got in his Easter basket.)