On the way to sunrise Mass.
Tornado E: Where are we going?
Me: To church.
Tornado E: Oh. Well, I hope it isn’t Catholic.
Me: Sorry, buddy. It is.
Tornado E: Oh rats.
Me: Why don’t you want it to be Catholic?
Tornado E: Because it’s boring.
Me: Sorry, Tornado E, but most church services are the same.
Tornado E: Oh, rats.
During a quiet moment at Mass.
Tornado S: The Moon!
After I got communion and Tornado E got blessed.
Tornado E: Mommy, you know why I did that so well?
Me: No. Why?
Tornado E: Because I was holding my ninjas. (He showed me a handful of ninja toys he got in his Easter basket.)