Tornado S’s nearly three. And not potty trained. At all.
But I have good reason. He’s my mama’s boy. He’s my baby. He enjoys being in that special place. And he was being usurped. So I decided to wait on potty training because I feared he would regress.
Now I know my duty. The last several months we’ve been placing Tornado S on the training potty when he awoke from naptime and we weren’t running to pick Tornado E up from school. But the problem is this kid is damn camel. Dry at naptime. Dry for hours after. Even after several glasses of juice and milk. What the hell?
But the last two weeks, we’ve jumped into potty training with both feet.
And this is what I learned:
Naked= remembering to potty
Training pants= using them like a diaper
And if you’re going to be naked, you might as well enjoy what God gave you. Which means the penis rules are alive and said often and ignored as often.
Tornado S likes to grab his penis and pretends it is a hose, yelling “Pssssss. I’m peeing on you. Pssssssss.”
So is that a new rule: No pretending you’re peeing on someone?
Or is that an extension of Rule1: You may only play with your penis alone and in your room?