Mommy! My shirt is cool! My shorts are cool! My socks are cool! My shoes are cool! I’m cool!
(When Tornado E bugs him) Go to time out!
(When Tornado E says something he doesn’t like) Mommy! He saying bad names!
(When I’m busy breastfeeding Tornado A and he wants something) Mommy! You stop feeding Tornado A now!
(When I’m busy holding Tornado A and can’t get what Tornado S wants done) Mommy! Put Tornado A down!
(When he needs a cuddle, he grabs his blanky and binkie) Mommy! I baby now!
(When he notices Tornado A) That baby is so cute! (cute is always said in a much higher voice)
(When he needs to pee on the potty) Mommy! I need to poop!
(When watching a movie and the scary music comes on, said in a high pitch voice) That’s not going to be good!
We’re so going to teach him, “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”