Things I learned this week 5/21

1. Tornado S sounds adorable with a stopped-up nose.  A. Dorable.

2. I willingly throw all environmental sensibilities out when it comes to weeds and Tornado S’s allergies.

3.  I miss typing with two hands.

4. Tornado E inherited the Friendly Giant’s (aka Uncle M) gag reflex; a pathetic gag reflex brought on by other people’s vomit or poop-smell.

5. I’m not sure if people are flattering me or if it’s the standard phrase, but it’s weird how many people keep telling me how thin I looked.  Honestly I’m still eating chocolate as much as possible.  Or maybe I was incredibly fat when pregnant.

6. I’m starting to really despise children’s television programming.

7.  I’m starting to really hate children’s illnesses.

8. Health insurance companies are EvIl!

9. With as much CSI and Law and Order I’m watching, I’m starting to think I missed my calling.   Of course, no police agency can enhance a cell phone video to find a perfect picture of the murderer in the mirror ten feet behind and two feet to the right of the victim.

10.  I’m going to say it.  My kids are damn cute.  There.  It’s out there.  I said it.  I’ll stick by it.

My Mother’s Day gift from The Husband and the boys.  Granted, chocolate would have been nice too.

A special thank you to Jane from They Call Me Jane for taking the time to email me how to post video months ago when I complained that I didn’t know how.

7 Responses to “Things I learned this week 5/21”

  1. bookworm Says:

    Aww.. #10 is absolutely right. Your kids are incredibly cute! 🙂

  2. beth aka confusedhomemaker Says:

    I agree with #10 they are pretty freakin’ cute 🙂

    And #6–I’m with ya on that one too 😉

  3. itneverrainsinseattle Says:

    Re: the video

    Awesome. Just awesome.

  4. ck Says:

    That video was so, so sweet, Fae. Your boys are just beautiful. (And I LOVE their little voices.)

  5. Jane Says:

    (Ok. So I’m sitting here sobbing. Yeah. I’m so glad I helped you out. I look like a freakish clown with mascara running everywhere.)

    Seriously, awesome video! Absolutely precious.

  6. blackhuff Says:

    Dispising of children’s shows is something that affects me as well. Good luck with getting through them

  7. faemom Says:

    bookworm~ Thank you.
    beth~ Thanks. Stupid kid shows. Educational or not, they’re so annoying.
    INRIS~ Thanks!
    CK~ Thank you!
    Jane~ I cry every time I watch it. Even my brother cried, but then he was the only one to cry at my wedding.
    blackhuff~ Now that they are well, I’m kicking them out of the house.

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