We’re still in the midst of potty training Tornado S.
Naked = good progress
Training pants = no progress
So obviously we let the kid walk around naked as much as possible. Since he’s naked, he HAS to hold on to his penis as though it just may disappear if he doesn’t have a good grip on it. He is in violation of Penis Rule #1. You may play with your penis alone and in your room. But he’s back to playing with it before I can even finish the damn sentence.
Then yesterday he ran into the room with tears in his eyes.
Tornado S: Mommy! It’s big!
Me: What’s big?
Tornado S: My penis! My penis is big!
Tornado S, congratulations. You have your first erection. It won’t be so scary when you get older.
And if you’re wondering, as soon as it went down, he was pleased again.