Tornado S was pretending to pour juice and drink it.
Tornado S: Mommy! Do you want some juice?!
Tornado S grabbed his penis with his left hand. He pretended to hold a cup with his right hand, placing it at the end of his penis. He then proceeded to make a water-running noise.
Me: Uh, Tornado S? What are you doing?
Tornado S: I’m making you juice!
Me: Out of your penis?
Tornado S: Yes! I make juice come out of my penis!
Me: Um, juice doesn’t come out of penises.
Tornado S: It comes out of my penis! Want some?!
Me: No, thank you!
A new penis rule? We don’t pretend drinkable fluid comes out of our penises.