Me: Tornado S! Time to put on your underwear.
Tornado S: Who’s on my underwear?
Me: Hulk, Cyclops, and who is that guy?
Tornado S: Spiderman!
Me: That’s right! Now put your foot in.
Tornado S: No! I don’t want them there! I want see them!
Me: The pictures go on the back.
Tornado S: But I want to see them!
Me: Well, they’re suppose to be on your back to protect you from . . . um . . . behind.
Tornado S: They can go on the front and protect my penis!