Underwear Problems

Me: Tornado S!  Time to put on your underwear.

Tornado S: Who’s on my underwear?

Me: Hulk, Cyclops, and who is that guy?

Tornado S: Spiderman!

Me: That’s right!  Now put your foot in.

Tornado S: No!  I don’t want them there!  I want see them!

Me: The pictures go on the back.

Tornado S: But I want to see them!

Me: Well, they’re suppose to be on your back to protect you from . . . um . . . behind.

Tornado S: They can go on the front and protect my penis!

Right.

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9 Responses to “Underwear Problems”

  1. theworldaccordingtomax Says:

    That boy has his priorities straight, Mamma! Protect the important stuff. 🙂

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  2. Gibby Says:

    Duh!!! Why haven’t underwear makers figured this out????

  3. Fie Upon This Quiet Life Says:

    Oh my god, I have basically had this same exact conversation with eldest. WTF manufacturers??? Put the dudes on the front of the underpants. GEEZ

  4. Evenshine Says:

    Penis Rule #15- always protect the penis with superheroes.

  5. letmestartbysaying Says:

    It took some serious bribery to get Mr T to stop wearing his underwear backwards.

    I told him that the superheroes/Transformers would get dizzy if they were walking backwards all day. It seemed to help.

  6. Fie Upon This Quiet Life Says:

    By the way, I consulted with hubby. When we were kids, the underoos had the superheroes on the front of the underpants. He said that he thinks they moved them to the back to discourage playing with the front of your pants all the time because if you play with the front of your pants, then that leads to other things… You know, like devil worship.

  7. Jane Says:

    And we all could use a little extra protection, right? too funny!

  8. ck Says:

    YES! More penis stories, please.

    The underwear at our house (theirs, not mine. I swear) is covered with princesses and sesame street on both sides. I wonder why they don’t do it that way for boys.

  9. jessie Says:

    ha! my son insists on wearing his underwear backwards so he can see the superheros. when he wears underwear, that is. he maintains he can “feel the pee coming” better when he’s commando.


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