1. Sure. Everyone naps at the same time when I’m away.
2. My laptop is possessed.
3. Matte nail polish is not so matte after two coats of top coat.
4. As a blonde, ultra-pale person, I heart the new fall colors of emerald, sapphire, and amethyst.
5. My boys have learned to sneak food from the pantry.
6. The Husband and I are learning to compromise. Shocker.
7. I’m surprised how bright life is when you pretend to be optimistic. Now I know what I’m missing.
8. Of course, I still need sarcasm to get through the day.
9. Tornado E has learned he has great influence over Tornado S.
10. Tornado S thinks he has great influence over Tornado A.