Picking a favorite relative

Tornado E: Mommy, when you were a little girl, you didn’t have me.  You had to get older and become a grown up first.  Then you had Tornado S and me and Tornado A.

Me: That’s right.

Tornado E: And Grandma is older than you?

Me: Yes.

Tornado E: Is Grandma S older than Grandma?

Me: Yes, she is.

Tornado E: Is Grandma S older than Papi?

Me: Yes, she is.

Tornado E: Is Grandma S older than Papa?

Me: Um, I don’t think so.

Tornado E: Is Papa older than Grandma?

Me: Yes.

Tornado E: Is Papa older than Papi?

Me: Yes.

Tornado E: Is Papa older than Grandma-Great?

Me: No.

Tornado E: Oh.  Grandma-Great is older than Papi and Grandma?

Me: Yes, she is.

Tornado E: Is Grandma-Great older than Grandma S?

Me: Yes.

Tornado E: Ok.  Grandma-Great is my favorite!  Do you know why?

Me: No.

Tornado E: Because she’s the oldest!

Well, I guess that’s one way to pick your favorite relative.  Grandma-Great, please come by and pick up your prize; you get to enjoy the company of your great-grandchildren at no extra charge. Don’t you want to spend time with the people who dubbed you the favorite?

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5 Responses to “Picking a favorite relative”

  1. TheKitchenWitch Says:

    Damn, he’s sharp. I got lost around the middle, failing to keep straight who was who (whom?).

  2. zeemaid Says:

    Wow what a line of questioning… me thinks he’s destined to be an interrogator somewhere down the road. *LOL*

  3. faemom Says:

    TKW~ Well, at least he didn’t ask about the other great-grandparents and great-aunts and great-uncles. The kid is surrounded by family.
    zeemaid~ Or a litigator.

  4. insider53 Says:

    Can’t beat Evan’s logic.

  5. faemom Says:

    It is unnerving.


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