Sometimes I wonder

It must have been the third or fourth time I fed Tornado A with solid food.  Because no one else was there to witness it and therefore to calm me down.  I was left to my own devices, which is not always a good thing.

As I got the spoon in place to shove rice cereal into Tornado A’s mouth, Tornado A opened his mouth wide like a hungry bird.  While his mouth open, out shot a stream of “spit?”

I naturally gave out a tiny, high pitched screech and jumped back.  In case, it was venom.

Because all that flashed through my mind was that scene in Jurassic Park where there cute, tiny dinosaurs all of a sudden start to shriek and spew out poison.

Then I realized it was the weekend, so I couldn’t call the pediatrician.

And my parents were out, so I couldn’t call them.

I started formulating my question for the magic box.  “Baby Venom.”  “Antidote to Baby Venom.” “Help my baby spits venom.”

Of course, the logical part of my brain clicked in at that moment.  You know, the part that reminds you to pay bills, shut the oven off, lock the car, not to walk the half of block to get the mail and leave the kids in the house alone (even if they are cranking and you NEED to get away), not to say “what” and give your dad the opening to the joke he is setting up, that a ton of feathers and a ton of bricks both weigh the same amount.

“Um, did you just actually assume your child just spit out venom?  Please tell me how many years of education you have.  Please promise me you will not mention this to Dad because he will never let you live it down.  Jesus, some days, I’m embarrassed for us both.”

Right.  Thanks.

So I returned to spooning rice cereal into Tornado A’s hungry mouth.

But it is weird my son shoots out a thin stream of spit, right?

4 Responses to “Sometimes I wonder”

  1. The Informal Matriarch Says:

    it’s called a gleek! Everyone does it from time to time, my brother can do it on command…it’s disgusting…

    It’s so funny that you first thought venom ha ha.

  2. Karyn @ kloppenmum Says:

    Never heard of that before, but the Butterfly is big on spitting at the moment too. Yuck.

  3. Gibby Says:

    “In case it was venom.” LMAO!!! Love it.

  4. faemom Says:

    TIM~ Thanks for giving me the name of it. Yeah, I’m a real dork.
    Karyn~ Oh, God. Aidan might like doing this; that’s frightening.
    Gibby~ I know. I obviously have an overactive imagination.

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