jc: I’m totally surprised they aren’t coloring their penises. I KNOW you have a rule against that somewhere around here, and I’m sure you would have mentioned it.
Have you met jc? She’s the world’s best commenter. She’s smart, hilarious, and gives out stickers. For some reason, I amuse her, which I think is an honor.
Then she wrote that on Friday’s blog.
Apparently jc is clairvoyant as well as smart and hilarious.
First off, I knew there was trouble because Tornado E walked out of the bathroom grinning. Grinning. Second, I knew there was trouble because he was holding a marker, coming from the bathroom. Just reread that last sentence again. Did you get the chills? Third, I knew there was trouble because he had already drawn all over himself.
Tornado E: LOOK! (He pulled down his underwear to expose himself.) I painted on my penis!
His testes were orange.
So many thoughts entered my head.
Why? Why, for the love of God, would you color your penis?
You’ll make some frat very proud one day.
I wonder what kind of girl will be amused by this.
Oh, God, he’s going to tattoo his penis.
By the time they learn to be modest around me, I’ll have written a hundred page manual of The Penis Rules.