Tornado S: Mommy! Tornado A is so cute, right?
Tornado S: But I’m so, so, so very cuter!
Tornado E: No! Tornado A is the cutest! That’s why I love him so much!
Tornado S: No! Mommy! I’m cuter, right?!
Tornado E: No! Tornado A is!
Tornado S: But I’m so cuter when I play with my blanket! Right, Mommy?!
Me: I think you’re all cute. Tornado E has a cute face and personality. Tornado S, you have the cutest brown eyes I have ever seen. And you have a cute personality. And Tornado A is cute.
Tornado S: But I’m cuter!