Swinging a stick his height and an inch thick- I will not hit Tornado A with this stick!
On grabbing a handful of bills that Tornado A tossed out of their father’s wallet- I had no money! Now I have a lot of money! I will buy the Monkey Castle!
On the date- Today is tomorrow!
On putting his shoes away- But I will wear them later!
Meals are meant to be eaten standing up, pacing, and dancing around the dinner table.
On pushing Tornado A- He was getting my toys! And I said, “No, Tornado A, no!” And he didn’t listen!
On time out- But I said I was sorry!
On being told he had to rest two more minutes- How about three?