I was getting Tornado A dressed for the day in the boys’ room so I could “encourage” them to get dressed too.
Tornado E: Mommy, Tornado A has a little penis!
Me: Yes. He’s a boy.
Tornado E: And it’s little!
Me: Yes. He’s little.
Tornado E: Do you think he likes his penis?
Me: As much as he likes his other body parts.
Tornado E: Do you think he likes to play with it?
Tornado E: I bet he likes to play with it. Playing with your penis is fun.
Me: Tornado E, get dressed and brush your teeth.