That doesn’t make any sense

Tornado S has a new tactic in use of logic and reason to argue his way out of anything he doesn’t want to do.

Me: Tornado S, eat breakfast.  You don’t want to be late.

Tornado S: That doesn’t make any sense.

Me: If you don’t eat, then you don’t get dressed, then you don’t get to school on time.

Tornado S: That doesn’t make any sense.

***

Me: Tornado S!  Get dressed!

Tornado S: That doesn’t make any sense.

Me: Yes, it does.  Do you want to go to school naked?

Tornado S: That doesn’t make any sense.

***

Me: Tornado S!  Hurry!  We have to get you to school.

Tornado S: That doesn’t make any sense.

Me: You have to go to school.

Tornado S: That doesn’t make any sense.

***

Me: Tornado S, it’s time to practice writing your name.

Tornado S: That doesn’t make any sense.

Me: If you want to play anything, you have to do your name.

Tornado S: That doesn’t make any sense.

***

Me: Tornado S, it’s time to shut off the Wii and TV.

Tornado S: That doesn’t make any sense.

Me: It does because we have to go get Tornado E.

Tornado S: That doesn’t make any sense.

***

Me: Stop playing and go wash up for dinner.

Tornado S: That doesn’t make any sense.

Me: Yes, it does.  It’s dinner time.  You need to wash your hands.

Tornado S: That doesn’t make any sense.

***

Me: It’s time to pick up the toys.

Tornado S: That doesn’t make any sense.

Me: If you want to keep them from being broken, if you want to find them in the morning, if you don’t want to trip, it makes perfect sense.

Tornado S: That doesn’t make any sense.

***

Me: Hurry up!  It’s time to get out of the bath.

Tornado S: That doesn’t make any sense.

Me: (sigh)

***

Me: Ok.  It’s time for bed.

Tornado S: That doesn’t make any sense.

Me: ….

***

Tornado S: No.  You have to take the light saber out of him or he’ll die.  The light saber is in his chest.  We have to pull it out, and then he’ll live.

Me: That doesn’t make any sense.

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