I was making breakfast, and Tornado S was standing on the kid table to lean on the island to talk to me.
Tornado S: When I’m a dad, I’m going to have a big house with lots of toys for my kids and I to play with!
Not a bad goal.
Tornado S: I’ll name all the babies! My wife will not name any!
Do I abuse him of this notion? Not one told me I couldn’t name my girls Cindy and Samantha and Amethyst.
Tornado S: I will name one girl Phoebe because we have a friend who has a baby named Phoebe!
I wasn’t aware you noticed Phoebe at all, since her brother is in the other class.
Tornado S: I will name my other girl Beans!
Tornado S: Because I will feed my children lots of beans so that they will grow big. Lots of beans and milk!
At least he’s thinking of feeding his kids a healthy diet.
Tornado S: I will drink lots of milk too because I’m going to be a tall daddy when I grow up!
Maybe he’ll start drinking his milk without threats of staying at the table until he does.
Tornado S: I will call my youngest son Darth Sediuous!
Of course, you will.
Me: How many children are you going to have.
Tornado S: FOUR! My other son I will name Spyro from the Skylander game!
I think that covers it.