New Rule: No more penis jokes

Me: What did one chip say to the other chip?

Tornado E: I don’t know.

Me: Let’s take a dip.

Tornado E and Tornado S started laughing, and because they were laughing, Tornado A started laughing.

Tornado E: Ok.  My turn.  What did one chocolate chip say to the other chocolate chip?

Me: I don’t know.  What?

Tornado E: Let’s go in the batter!

Me: Um, Tornado E?

Tornado E: Get it!  It’s because chocolate chips go into the batter.

Me: Well, I don’t think-

Tornado S: I’ve got one!  What did one penis say to the other penis?

Me: Tornado S-

Tornado E: What?!

Tornado S: PENIS!

Tornado E and Tornado S howled with laugher, and because they were laughing, Tornado A joined in.

God, help me.

Tornado E: I’ve got one!  Knock knock!

Tornado S: Who’s there?

Tornado E: PENIS!

My “that’s not funny” was lost in the laughter of three boys.

Tornado S: What did Stupid Guy say to The Emperor?!

Tornado E: What?!

Oh God.

Tornado S: PENIS!

Yup!

And more laughter.

Couldn’t they stick to slap stick instead?

Tornado E: Hey, Tornado S!

Me: Ok!  If you want dessert, then get outside!

Three boys raised outside with cookies.  At least that will keep them quiet for a little while….

I could have sworn I had a rule against penis jokes already.  Something that shouldn’t be violated for a couple more years.

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