We have some Angry Bird pillows here. A small bird and small pig. And two large birds and a large pig. Can you guess who has the pigs? Our very own Sith Lord. But since Tornado A idolizes Tornado S, he wanted a pig too. Being an awesome older brother, Tornado S gave Tornado A the small pig.
They walk around the house with their pigs squealing and cooing. “Piggie!” “BIG PIGGIE!” “SMALL PIGGIE!” It’s a bit adorable.
Then I walked into the older boys’ room to hurry Tornado S along and heard the boys squealing with their pigs.
Tornado S: PIGGIE! Piggies are good! Birds are bad! We don’t like birds!
Tornado A: No BIRDS!
Is he…? Is he teaching Tornado A to like bad guys?
Me: WAIT! Are you teaching your baby brother to not like good guys and like bad guys?!
Tornado S smiled.
Me: No. No. We are the good guys. We like the birds AND the pigs.
Tornado S and Tornado A: PIGGIE!
No, no. I will not have a Sith Lord training an apprentice.
Always two there are, no more, no less: a master and an apprentice.
Hell, no. I am not letting two sons go over to the dark side, much less one.
I need an intervention.