We were watching Tornado E’s karate class, when Tornado A noticed the woman in front of him was playing some sort of Bejeweled game with a Frozen theme.
Tornado A: That’s a cool game, Mommy.
Tornado A: Can we get it?
Me: I don’t know. We’ll see.
Tornado A: I can get it. I’ll sneak and get it tonight.
Tornado A: Tonight I will sneak out. You will be reading, so I will sneak out to the car. And I will get it then.
Me: What will you do at the car?
Tornado A: I can drive it.
Me: Oh. How will you get the game?
Tornado A: I will sneak out and get it.
Tornado A: Do you have a tablet?
Me: (Dear Lord.) No. I don’t.
Tornado A: Then I will get it on your phone. It will have to be smaller.
Me: I love you, kid.
Tornado A: I love you too, Mommy.
Note to self: Hide the credit cards and block the app store on the phone.