Me: Ok. Try it on.
Because my boys want to wear suits to church. Because they want to wear suits to formal events. Because my boys like suits.
So Friday, two days before Easter, I took Tornado S shopping for a new suit. He was thrilled. I was less so.
I’m not a big fan of shopping. I’m not really good at it. And if you ask any one with boys or have boys yourself, you know that buying clothes other than playwear is a bit difficult. Most stores have a handful of nice button-up shirts and maybe a couple of tie and shirt combinations. Or maybe just 4 dress shirts. Four. Which means, many, many stores if your boys either don’t look good in those or you or they don’t like them. I personally despise sweater and shirt combinations.
Luckily I have a store. Tornado S and I left right after breakfast, which isn’t really impressive because I made breakfast cookies. Like 5 dozen of them.
We walked into the store and walk straight to the back to the boys’ clothes area. Tornado S nearly skipping at the enjoyment of having a Mama Day.
Me: We’re looking for size 12.
Tornado S: Ok!
He made a bee line to the clearance rack and started sifting through them. Huh. Expensive as it was, I knew what I was getting in to. So I started going through the regular price size 12 suits.
After a few moments, I had found a navy, a pin-striped, and a grey. I knew Tornado E would throw a fit if someone else got a pin-striped suit.
Tornado S: Mama. I found a suit. (I looked over.) But it’s blue.
He held it up. It was blue. Not crayon blue but like a bright navy blue.
Tornado S: I. I don’t really like blue, Mama.
He looked pathetic. And adorable. I nearly laughed.
Me: Thank you for looking in clearance, but I’m not going to buy you a suit you don’t like. What do you think of this grey one?
He beamed and ran over.
Tornado S: I like it, Mama!
Me: Let’s try on the jacket. Oh good. Perfect. Let’s go buy it.
At Easter Mass, I stood between Tornado S in his grey suit and Tornado E in his pin-striped suit. I looked down at Tornado E’s arm. Ah. Damn.
Me: (Whispering) You’re going to need a new suit.
My Dad: (Whispering) I noticed that last week.
Really? You didn’t think to mention that when I said I had to take Tornado S to get a suit.
So guess what we’re doing next weekend.