It’s been a week of Bad Mommy Moments and just waiting for Naptime Writing, going to Inkatopia because I’m Wild for Words, reading my Red Clay Diaries. But I’m realizing that I’m not Lost in Suburban Bliss. No, sir, I’m Not Drowning, Mothering is what I call it, and It Never Rains In Seattle. This is Parenting by Dummies. As I Momalon, I realize that I might be Mommy In Chief but I’m also an Unruly Helpmeet with Crumbs in the Minivan. Wait, I mean SUV. Oh, Evenshine! They call me jane; ok, not really. They call me by my Christian name or Hey You or worse yet, MOOOOOOMMMMMYYYYY. I’m In The Mommy Trenches, trying to be another Incognito Mom in The Momoplex, but I am The Undomestic Housewife, burning my Polymer Clay Snails. When I’m Not Afraid to Use It, I can be The Kitchen Witch or maybe just The Confused Homemaker. Country-Fried Mama f-. Maybe I should lock the bedroom door and find The Fem Spot. Or maybe I should start Praying to Darwin because I’m a Mediocre Perfectionist. Thank Darwin for that. Then again I hear that Kaiya’s Laughter Heals, so maybe I should start praying to Kaiya. kloppenmum. But that’s just Life’s Ups and Downs. . . and my Place in It All as I contemplate Mommyhood and Life. Fie Upon This Quiet Life: I Want Work. But with all these Passions and Soapboxes, I really need to get back to A Mother’s Walk. *!
This is a continual work in progress.
Faemom 
June 6, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Hey I didn’t see this before. Thanks for including me, that’s pretty cool
June 8, 2009 at 12:27 pm
My pleasure.
June 17, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Whew! I am overwhelmed with blogpathing. Thanks for the new reads!
June 19, 2009 at 9:23 pm
first time for me seeing this too.. that was way too cool!
June 20, 2009 at 12:31 pm
delilah~ My pleasure.
Zeemaid~ Thank you.
July 10, 2009 at 3:23 pm
So creative!!
July 11, 2009 at 6:20 am
Ha! Very smart – I can’t imagine how long that must have taken you.
July 13, 2009 at 12:30 pm
The Mommy~ Thanks
The Bee~ Thank you.
July 19, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Very creative and very cool!
October 7, 2009 at 7:27 pm
I’ve been remiss– but thanks for including me. 🙂
November 4, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Very clever way to do your bloglist!
Kasha
December 8, 2009 at 2:14 pm
oooh I like – I’m adding.
December 10, 2009 at 6:54 pm
very nice!!
December 29, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Thank you for including me 🙂 You rawk!
January 6, 2010 at 6:19 pm
oh! so cute! Great idea! I never could have thought of doing something like that (and probably would have an incredibly hard time pulling it off myself).
Oh, I meant to ask you…do you facebook? email me: jenniferozuna@gmail.com if you are interested. I’ve read you for such a long time (and vice versa), that I’d love to get to know you as a friend. 🙂 If you don’t like that idea, I totally understand.
January 14, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Wow! I will need an eighth day to just go through all these suggestions. I am thrilled that the blogging world allows all of these talented women to let their lights shine. It would be a very dull world without. Thanks for going to the trouble. Maybe one day I might see my name in Faemom lights. Give me another ten years or so. . .you are all a very hard act to follow!
June 30, 2010 at 11:07 am
Hahahahaha! Love it! So fun.
November 17, 2010 at 9:40 pm
This is great! Thank you!
May 3, 2011 at 9:08 am
Very fun and creative. Thank you. It’s much needed out here!