Evan: Mommy, can I watch Backyardigans for a second?
(five minutes later)
Me: Evan, I need you to set the table.
Evan: Not right now, Mommy. I’m watching Backyardigans. Shh. I’ll do it in a little while.
A rabbi would never exaggerate. A rabbi composes. He creates thoughts. He tells stories that may never have happened. But he does not exaggerate. - Rabbi Krustofsky. The Simpsons
No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde