Send mail. It’s fun.
First I suck at folding; so when I tell you it’s easy, believe me. Like I can’t do the crane that everyone does. “It’s so easy.” No, it’s not. “See, just fold here and here and here.” And they lift up this beautiful crane, and I lift up a colorful wad of paper, perfect for making baskets with the trash can.
It’s why I keep all the cranes kids make for me. Only in high school, the kids make them out of tiny candy wrappers. And I’m doubly-impressed. Also as high school teacher, you don’t get many gifts or pictures, so you really treasure the ones you do get.
When I was a cool teenage babysitter, this was always a fun craft. I would fold pieces for the kids, and we would make all sorts of stories and plays. As my chargers got older, I taught them how to fold the simple pieces…. until they learned to fold cranes and laugh when I would be at a loss as they tried to teach me.
My nemesis, folks, paper cranes.
Some easy one origami.
1. The dog. (a favorite among babysitting charges and Cub Scouts)
2. The cat. (Another favorite)
3. The whale.
4. The fox.
5. The elephant.
Here’s a site for them: https://www.origamiway.com/easy-origami.shtml
7. The house. I would fold this for a set piece, but I don’t remember if it was easy or not.
8. The prince.
9. The princess.
My original origami book that I had as a teenager is in deep storage. I cannot find a site for the prince and princess. For many days, I looked. I kept folding the paper in different ways until I figured it all out again.
So coming soon. Pictures and directions.
If you don’t have fancy paper, cut a square out of regular paper. I don’t recommend construction paper.
More to come. Good luck. Stay safe. Stay sane.
Why write a blog and not tell stories? That was the whole point of this…..
Me: I can help you.
Tornado E: You can’t.
Me: I teach freshman English.
Tornado E: But you don’t teach GATE freshman English.
Me: I can help you.
Tornado E: No, you can’t.
Me: You’re working on English. I’m an English teacher.
Tornado E: Well, you don’t know MLA.
Me: Kid, do you even know what my degree is in?
Me: Tornado S, you’re in trouble!
Tornado S: I didn’t do it.
Me: No kidding. I’ve heard from two teachers now. You haven’t done any work for 2 weeks. You’ve just sat in front of the computer doing nothing for TWO WEEKS.
Tornado S: I did science.
Me: Try again. The last teacher that emailed me was your science teacher.
My Mom: Fae, you need to go to the grocery store. I forgot to ask you for sour cream.
Me: You sent me yesterday.
My Mom: You’re the only one who can go.
Me: And the day before that. And the day before that.
I am the red shirt of my family.
My mom has been making masks.
My mom: Fae, I sold your mask.
Me: You sold my mask? The one you made me last week?
My mom: One of my friends wanted a green one. It’s not like you’ve worn it.
Tornado A: Hi, Mama! I’m up!
Me: It’s…. 6…. why…?
Doze because I don’t have to commute anymore….
Tornado A: I checked my assignments! I didn’t have any! So I did 3 math exercises and 3 English assignments! So I’m done!
Me: It’s…. 6:30….. Dude, your teacher hasn’t posted anything. I haven’t posted anything!
Tornado A: But I checked!
Tornado A: MAMA! I’m done! With all my assignments!
Me: It’s only been twenty minutes!!!
My grandma: I need to get milk and eggs and a cake mix.
Me: Why won’t you let me go for you?
My grandma: I’m not frail.
Me: You’re in. the. vulnerable. group.
My grandma: I’ll be fine.
Me: I have charts and articles. I’ll bore you with research.
My grandma: Fine. If it makes you feel better, go.
Me: Are you done with homework?
Tornado E: …. Yes….
Tornado E: (nods and smiles)
Tornado E: ….Maybe…..
Me: Do you work.
Tornado E: (sighs, grumbles, goes to his desk) mumbles something
Me: Are you done with your work?
Tornado E: I’m watching something first (on his phone).
Me: Is it for school?
Tornado E: ….Yes…..
Tornado E’s phone: *%$!@
Me: Your phone tells me that’s a lie. Do your work.
Me: Did you read?
Tornado S: YES!
Me: Was it game stats online?
Tornado S: Yes!
Me: Go read an actual book.
Tornado S: But-
Tornado S: I don’t see why I can’t read online.
Me: Are you reading game stats?
Tornado S: I was researching.
Me: Game stats?
Tornado S: What does it matter? Reading is reading. It’s all the same.
Me: Can you make connections? Predictions? Analyze theme, plot, characters?
Tornado: I’ll get a book. (mumbles something about teachers and mothers.)
My mom: Fae, I need green onions.
Me: I’ll put it on the list. I’m going now.
My mom: Do you have your mask?
My mom: Let me see.
Me: Why does my face mask smell of peanuts?
When you wear a face mask, no one can see you mouth cuss words. Even when you wear a face mask, people can still hear you cuss though.
I told you that I had more.
I meant to post this on Monday, which means I had to get it together on Sunday, but I was buried in school work. This emergency remote teaching is so hard and time consuming. Then I spent most of my weekend with a body that was like screw-this-you-need-to-nap. I hate it when my body betrays me.
But crafts! And bookmarks!
1. Craft foam and foam stickers. I don’t like these much because they are too thick. Try regular stickers.
2. Duct tape and cardboard. I mean the cool, fun duct tape. But sure, you can use the silver kind. I bet with some stickers it would look cool.
3. Ribbon with a few beads. Knot both sides of the beads to keep the beads from sliding. I made some sophisticated ones with clamps and charms.
4. Popsicle sticks. Paint them. Use markers. Make them look like minions. Use duct tape.
5. Collage. Take a piece of card stock or cardboard and just glue on cool pictures and words.
6. Black out poetry. Cut out a page of a horrible book or an article. Circle a few words for poetry, black out the rest. Cover with clear packaging tape or contact paper.
7. Ribbon breads or friendship bracelets.
8. If you have random piles of fabric or scrapbook paper, let your kid roam through that to make cool bookmarks.
Good luck! Stay safe! Stay sane!
Did someone say bookmarks?
Nobody ever says bookmarks. Sigh. (I hope you had a sight gag in your mind for that, and then me shaking my head sadly.)
But I have 2 days of bookmark crafts. Because they’re easy. And I think they’re fun. My boys did too…. once… before it became a huge thing. They make great gifts for readers. And they’re easy to mail in an envelope to cheer someone up.
1. Stickers and construction paper. Easy. Fancy it up with covering it with clear contact paper or clear packing tape. Punch a hole; add ribbon.
2. Paint samples and stickers. Easy. Fancy it up with covering it with clear contact paper or clear packing tape. Punch a hole; add a ribbon.
3. Paint samples and cool hole punches. That is if you have a cool hole puncher. Why do I own random stuff? Maybe you could make cool designs with a regular hole punch….
4. Card stock/paper and thumbprints. Just random thumbprints. Or make cool pictures out of thumbprints like flowers, birds, or monsters. Fancy it up with clear packing tape or clear contact paper. Punch a hole; add a ribbon.
5. Glue pressed flowers on a card stock. Cover with clear packing tape or clear contact paper.
6. Clear contact paper and confetti or cut pieces of colored tissue paper. To fancy it up, punch a hole, and add a ribbon.
7. Have the child draw a drawing. Take a picture. Adjust the size and print it out. (hell, just have the kid draw on a piece of paper and add a ribbon.)
8. Craft foam and markers.
More to come. Like seriously, I have more of these. At least another day. I’m sure if I went though my notebooks, Pinterest, photos, and old posts, I would have more.
Stay safe. Stay sane.
How many of you are getting bored with eating the same old thing? How many of your kids are getting bored eating the same thing? How many of you are bored with making the same thing?
Some of us don’t have the time, energy, or know-how to make gourmet meals right now. Here are a few ideas on using canned crescent rolls. All kid approved. It’s also a great way to start with some light cooking. Let the kiddos help. I find they are more likely to eat something that they made themselves.
At least, that’s what I tell myself.
Open up your rolls, spread them out, and add the ingredients. Roll them up and bake them like the directions say.
1. Spread cream cheese and sprinkle your favorite seasoning. I prefer garlic. To add extra flavor, brush melted butter and add a sprinkle of seasoning.
2. Half a stick of string cheese. To add extra flavor, brush on melted butter and sprinkle dried garlic or Parmesan cheese.
3. Half a stick of string cheese and few pepperoni slices. To add extra flavor, brush butter and sprinkle garlic, Italian seasoning, or Parmesan cheese. Add tomato sauce as a dip.
4. A few chocolate chips. I went a little crazy and made and added chocolate shavings.
5. Nutella. Chocolate shavings on those too.
6. Butter cinnamon and brown sugar.
7. A friend recommended ham and cheddar. Her son loves them, so she makes them and freezes them two in a bag.
Somethings we haven’t tried, but I want to. Cheddar. A slice of turkey or ham and cheese. A slice of apple. Jelly.
Good luck. Stay safe. Stay sane.