Me: I love you no matter what, no matter what you do. I will love you forever and always.
Tornado E: What if I kill someone?
Me: Don’t. (Sigh) But yes.
Tornado S: What if I make the death ray?
Me: Don’t! But yes.
Tornado A: What if I kill a lot of people?
Me: What? Don’t! But yes.
Tornado E: What if I take over a country?
Me: Don’t do that. But yes.
What if I build the Death Star?
What if I killed Daddy?
What if I killed you?
What if I kill my brothers?
What if I blow up a small planet?
What if I kill you and Daddy?
Really. I don’t know where I went wrong. I don’t know where this conversation went wrong. Lord, help me.