I overheard this conversation the other day.
Tornado E: And God is great. He is real! He lives in Heaven. And He can control EVERYTHING. He can control the weather. He can shoot lightning from his hands.
Tornado S: Count Dooku is real! He shoots lightning out of his hands!
Tornado E: Count Dooku is not real! God is real!
Tornado S: God shoots lightning out of His hands! And Count Dooku shoots lightning out of his hands! They are both REAL!
Tornado E: No, Tornado S! That’s not how it works! (little wheels in the brain spinning, spinning, spinning)