Ten Things I Never Thought I Would Say: Thank You, First Trimester

I know.  I know.  I’m usually not MIA this long, but with the inspection to make sure we’re not trashing the house, the gas pain, the nausea, the tiredness, well, the blog was the last thing on my mind.  While my stomach is not cooperating as much as I wish, my energy is slowly returning to normal.  But I’m writing a quick post because I need to catch up on all that I missed reading.

The Ten Things I Never Thought I Would Say: Thank You, First Trimester.

  1. Vomiting is like choking in reverse.
  2. Oh, it’s so much easier when it’s liquid.
  3. Thank God I was able to drag Tornado S in the house so I didn’t vomit on the drive way.
  4. Well, now that’s done, I would like to eggs, sausage, ham, hash browns, pancakes . . .
  5. I’m too tired to work on my blog.  Maybe tomorrow . . .
  6. Tornado E, so help me, God, if I can’t get a nap, I’m locking you in the closet!
  7. What? I always chew on crushed ice . . . when I’m pregnant.
  8. I am NOT having another one.
  9. THAT was for suggesting I become a surrogate after Tornado S’s birth.
  10. I don’t care.  Use a Playboy.  (Which came right after I said.  I WILL vomit on you if you try.)

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15 Responses to “Ten Things I Never Thought I Would Say: Thank You, First Trimester”

  1. Ink Says:

    LMAO! Fae, that’s too too too funny! (Welcome, Second Trimester Quotefest!)

  2. KathyB! Says:

    Okay, those were PRICELESS! Thank goodness for blogs. Those little snippets deserve to be memorialized.

  3. Coco Says:

    I don’t care. Use a Playboy. (Which came right after I said. I WILL vomit on you if you try.)



  4. Brooke Says:

    I have a list of things I never thought I’d say in reference to my husband. At the top of the list currently, “Will you please come clean your pee up off the floor?”

  5. insider53 Says:

    Number 10 is just to funny….. true, but funny, at least to the women.

  6. theycallmejane Says:

    I am so sorry…but this is so funny. I feel guilty laughing during your unease. And number 10? Priceless. Here’s to the second trimester!

  7. femspotter Says:

    I am very sorry…and terrified!

    Congrats on the clever spin! 😉

  8. holeycheese Says:

    Oh no. I hope this will soon be over for you. I’m so sorry for you.

  9. tlc Says:

    #7 is my fav. Great post!

    Hope you feel better soon.

  10. TheKitchenWitch Says:

    #10–so hilarious and so very true.

    I recall telling hubs, “Why do you think online porn was invented??”

  11. Evenshine Says:

    Yikes. Stay away from the Fae.

    (Hugs- feel more like yourself soon).

  12. ck Says:

    What was the response to #10?

  13. Gibby Says:

    ROFL, those were hysterical! And so damn true. Especially number 2. Hope you start feeling better soon!

  14. Zeemaid Says:

    okay, I’m reading your posts backwards playing catch up.

    I love 7 and 10 is absolutely priceless!!!

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